At Costco after getting a sample of something to drink:
Brooke: Mommy, I must be a real princess because when I drink from a cup, my pinky finger goes out.
We tell knock knock jokes when we are in public restrooms or the car to pass the time, and Cole told his own joke for the first time in June (at the age of 2) in a store restroom:
Cole: Knock knock
Mommy: Who's there?
Cole: Diaper
Mommy: Diaper who?
Cole: Baby diaper
May not seem funny when you read it-but I laughed so hard-he came up with this one all on his own!
Alyssa, holding out her play cell phone to me: Mommy, say hi to my boyfriend.
A conversation with Daddy in the van earlier that same day:
Alyssa: (on her pretend cell phone) I'm talking to my boyfriend.
Daddy: You can't have a boyfriend until I'm 80 or dead.
Brooke: I have a boyfriend, kind of.
Daddy:Who is that?
Brooke: Well, Austin likes me. But I don't like him.
Daddy: You're not allowed to have a boyfriend.
Brooke: I am in control of my own love life.
Cole's words for things:
chockate guk=chocolate milk
shisha or tisha=Alyssa
toll=Cole
geegle=Diesel

heehee=horse
whoa=marshmallow
biper=diaper
bup=up
choo choo=train
oo oo aa aa=monkey
_____'s house=______'s bedroom
cheese cheecha= cheese pizza
cock=sock
drinka Mommy's water=I want a drink of WHATEVER is in Mommy's cup
no guckle= no buckle (as in his car seat)
Cole likes to dance and even "head bang" to music, particularly rock that BJ listens to. He was even singing along to "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue, according to Daddy, while in the car-Mommy was Oh so happy to hear that one:) At least he likes my Dave Matthews Band music too!
In the bathroom at the movie theater, Cole in the stall with Mommy:
Cole: Mommy has a big butt.
Mommy: Thanks Cole.
Cole: I want to see Mommy's big butt (as he is trying to turn me around to look at it).
Mommy: No Cole.
Cole: I want to see Mommy's big butt now!
OH soooo embarrassing, since everyone could obviously hear him!
Grandma in Ohio was sending a package with beanie babies in it to the kids and they were so excited for it to get here that Brooke kept calling her to ask her when it would get here. One day it looked like it was lost or really delayed in getting here when Grandma tracked it on the computer. Brooke called her and here is part of the conversation:
Grandma: I'll keep my fingers crossed that you will get it tomorrow.
Brooke: I heard that crossing your fingers does not bring luck. In fact, it brings bad luck, so uncross your fingers since that's probably why we haven't gotten the box!